Hunny Bear, my Spoiled BRAT

Hunny Bear is such a pig that she wants to eat ALL THE TIME, so we don’t keep food down anymore ’cause she’ll just eat hers and the other dogs’ too and then keep on eating. I like to say she was a goat in a former life because she will eat literally anything that I do. Whenever she’s hungry (or thinks she is) she gets into trouble to let me know she’s pissed that there’s no food in her bowl…

For example: she’ll steal one of my flip flops out of my closet and chew on it, or she’ll find a piece of paper/magazine/newspaper/paper towel and shred it to pieces and leave it in little bits all over the carpet. But, when she REALLY wants my attention she gets dirty clothes of MINE (never K1′s) out of the basket and drags them around and deposits them all over.

That said, you don’t truly know how neighborly your neighbors are until you step out of the house to visit with one of them, your chihuahua then gets mad that you left her behind, proceeds to drag a bunch of your socks and panties into the living room and then waits (probably laughing on the inside) until you invite the neighbor in for a chat. At that point you die from embarrassment ’cause your undies are all over the living room as if you’ve just had wild sex complete with flinging your clothing off – but (because they are neighborly, or perhaps because they feel sorry for you) your neighbors pretend not to notice. Now thats a good neighbor.